So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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