living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
So. Much. Porn.
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