Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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