Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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