yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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