is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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