I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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