I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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