Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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