like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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