from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
do herpes really smell.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just blew my weed a kiss
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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