This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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