He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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