are you still at the devil's house?
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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