He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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