Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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