That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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