I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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