theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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