I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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