my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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