Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
just come out here and I will go home with you...
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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