Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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