she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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