can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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