did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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