Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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