is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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