and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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