Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
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