Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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