So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
one two three fourrrrnication!
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
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