a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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