Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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