So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
So vagazzling was a success
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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