i just google imaged poop.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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