Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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