Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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