Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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