For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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