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Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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