okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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