i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i think i have two assholes
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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