I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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