I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
soo... how was my night?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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