If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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