I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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