We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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