at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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