Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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