Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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