So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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