so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I had to cum in my sink.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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