Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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