So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I am spending my child support on dildos
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
i think im in europe. pls send help
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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