After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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