i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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