I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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